I hate voice mail. I dread checking it. Not because of what I might find out in the voice mail, but because of what the toolbar says in a voice mail. My brother has this horrible habit of leaving a voice mail like this:

"Hey. It's your brother. Call Me back."

Are you freaking kidding me? I've got the missed call. You called me for a reason. If that's all you've got to say, don't leave a voice mail! But it gets worse. When I call him back he will almost always say:

"I don't know why I called you."

Well folks, that's it. I've had it with the voice mail lady and people who don't understand that you can state your business in the voice mail. Therefore I move that we just put an end to voice mail.