Science Says That Hairy Men Are Better. That’s Why I Didn’t Shave Today, Not Because I’m Lazy

Hairy men unite! Science says we are better than our manscaping brothers. Yes, science, the stuff she blinded me with, says that hairy men make for better partners. Why?

For one, ladies prefer a man with body hair. A recent poll (I know I'm stretching the definition science here, but I'll take what I can get) found that 51 percent of female respondents said that they like a man with hair on his chest and back. See, they like a man that looks like a man, even if he is, say, too invested in Katy Perry's new hair cut.

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Also, hairy men are smarter. A researcher says that hairy chests are more likely to be found on doctors and other very intelligent men. Yea, you see, that's why I didn't shave today, because I'm super smart, not because I stayed up too late last night re-watching season four of Fringe and got up late today.

Hooray for the hairy! I'm going to latch onto these bits of info because the older I get the more hair I find. I used to think that it was just an easy joke for hack comedians. But no it's real. pretty soon I'm going to need to get a long hair black cat so I can try to blame all the hair on it. "No, no my back isn't that hairy, I took my shirt off and sat on the couch after the cat's nap."

(Via YourTango)