My 4-year-old daughter Jackie has a unique way of looking at things. Apparently she thinks my 2-month-old son, Esia, will be as inept with women as her dad was.

Esia was crying so Crystal asked Jackie to sing to him while I was changing Rockley's diaper. She went to get one of her dolls instead because she thought Esia needed a girlfriend. He was still crying. Probably afraid to ask her out.