These kids today with their hula hoops and shaggy hair and baggy pants and Intellivision and pet rocks. Do they even know anything? Like what half the battle is?

In my day we knew that knowing is half the battle. The other half involves not touching power lines, or something. We grew up learning what to do on a frozen pond and what not to do with a bloody nose from our TV friends. Murdoch, Flint, Scarlet and the rest of the GI Joe team made sure we knew that girls can skateboard.

I like Sponge Bob too but, who will teach the children of today? Will Gumball Watterson or the Fresh Beats teach the kids have proper ventilation while painting?I think not!