Learn How to Always Have the Perfect Comeback

Meet comedy writer Claire Ayoub. She, like you and me, always seems to come up with the perfect comeback to a stupid comment way later. Someone says something mean to you, and you're frozen with no witty retort to tear them down. What to do?

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Well, Claire wants us to be prepared. So she came up with some handy comebacks to use when someone says you look tired (it's exhausting being a badass), you've gained weight (added padding for the haters) or when a man says women can't drive (run him over and scream 'you're right'). Let's get busy memorizing.