"Do you want to make more money? Sure we all do."

"Well turn it up!"

"I'm Glad you call but I'm not home...wait for the beep."

"...Read the Book"

If you recognize those lines then you probably spent many nights with the TV in the 80s. It's weird to think that my kids will never know the mystery of the lady who's hand hurt that one time. Where will the little ones learn the joy of VCR repair?

Who will teach future generations to turn up the rock of freedom or how crazy the calls use to be?

I will! Preserved for all future generations, here is all the information you need to know to get through life.

Learn a trade.

Know your history

The universe is full of mysteries

Learn to what wait for the beep.


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