Rene Lachemann is the first base coach for the Colorado Rockies. During a recent game against the Philadelphia Phillies he gave a young boy a foul ball. He also gave the kid a big lecture about being a good boy. Things like eat your veggies, don't leave the toilet seat up, don't get a cell phone and don't play video games like all the other idiots.

I can't decide if it is awesome or a little annoying, but I'm leaning toward awesome.