In our least favorite couples trend, recently reunited duo Katy Perry and John Mayer showed off their patriotism in matching stars and stripes outfits. Blergh.

Remind us again why it's disrespectful to let a flag touch the ground, but it's totally cool to wear it all over your body?

Perry posted the photo of her and her "third time's the charm" beau on Instagram, captioning the shot (in which they're embracing), "Whose broad stripes & bright stars?!"

John and Katy spent the day together as he performed at the Philly 4th of July Jam Concert. But oddly enough, once he actually took the stage, he was no longer in his blue star-covered shirt.

"Home of the brave" is one thing. Brave enough to wear that shirt in public? Something else entirely.