I Don’t Like Outside

I've said on air many times that I'm just not an outdoorsy person.  This is in part due to the fact that I am convinced that the outdoors doesn't like me.  I have seasonal allergies.  Mosquitoes are somehow drawn to me more than any other person I know.  I don't like to be hot and sweaty unless I'm at the gym.  I could go on, but I digress.

A concerned friend of mine, who likes outside for some reason, sent me this video.  I'm not sure if she's making fun of me or just wanting the best for my health.

This video did enlighten me as to why I should be outside more, but it doesn't explain why my sinuses explode and bugs love me.  So I'm torn.