Everybody gets emails from different companies in an attempt to get you to buy their stuff, or someone else's stuff.

Lately Groupon has been sending me some amusing items that they think I would like to buy.

A little something for me to wear for my wife

Old Lady Perfume

My daughter's Dora towel made me uncomfortable enough. I don't want dry myself with this lady's face on my towel.

Is this a body massager or some type of ninja weapon?

'A Christmas Story' lamps! Sweet! Finally, something I can use!