It is a question that has beleaguered mankind since the dawn of time. OK, maybe I'm exaggerating, but sure is perplexing Jeff. Which, when you get right down to it isn't all that difficult.

But I digress. Jeff wants to know why he can't get Mountain Dew when he goes on a trip. Why it isn't at hotels? Or restaurants? And why do servers push Sprite as an alternative? It isn't the same thing!