Mel is trying to say that I have a mullet. (You know, "business in the front, party in the back.") I do not think my hair qualifies as a mullet. It's long everywhere. I haven't had a haircut since July 5, 2012. Six months of growth is what you see. Also, I'd like to note, that when my hair was last cut, the longest part of it was on the TOP of my head. Check out the other photos and decide if I have a mullet in the poll below. You'll also find some photos of actual mullets below.

Here are some real mullets:

"Epic Mullet" on young boy circa 1994 (Imgur)
"Mullet to End All Mullets" Mullet circa 2001 (Imgur)
"Perfect Pop Star Mullet" 1993 (Columbia Records)