Guys scratch themselves. It's a law of nature as strong as gravity. Some men take it too far. Some women get angry when they do. Some women take it too far when they get angry.

Ronald Howard of Bradenton, Florida was hanging out at home with his girlfriend, Shalamar Petrarca. Ronald was apparently itchy. Very itchy. He would not stop scratching himself. Shalamar tried to get him to stop because it was gross and she was about to eat dinner. Ronald got defensive and told her to quit judging him. After all, it is a law of nature that guys get itchy and scratch.

Then things got out of hand. He said she hit him first, she said he allegedly pushed her first. Ronald ended up getting arrested for misdemeanor battery.

In the future, I would recommend some Gold Bond or other ointment for the uncontrollable itchiness.