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Hide yo kids hide yo wifi
The promised LAN
Drop it like its hotspot
Party Saturday Night Apt434
2 Girls 1 Router
Virus Infected Wifi
It hurts when IP
Get off my lawn
Stop stealing my internet
I’m under your bed
FBI Surveillance Van
We can hear you having sex
Zombies ate my router
No Free Wifi For You

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