Today (May 10) celebrities celebrated the weekend, judged others, objectified, dated and offered some sage wisdom.

First up, Chris Brown offered up a cryptic message that was clearly about Rihanna but still didn't make much sense.

 

Meanwhile, Fran Drescher was gearing up for a blind date.

 

Ireland Baldwin wasn't going on a date, but if she did, she wouldn't order kombucha.

 

Mara Wilson got up on a literary high horse, and we're totally with her (hides paperback James Patterson novel behind back).

 

Rob Thomas spoke the truth.

 

And in case you forgot what day it is, Courtney Stodden has you covered.