This is ridiculous, stupid, and funny! You know how people will see the figure of Jesus on a Pop-Tart or a piece of french toast? This woman had a haunted, Satanic toaster.

This video is from the Today Show in May of 1984. The woman in the story shows the camera a piece of toast that looks like obviously carved with a butter knife to reveal the phrase "Satan Lives." It also somehow burst into flames like a pyrotechnic effect at a concert.

The best part comes when she was asked why she kept the haunted toaster. She said: "When if comes right down to it, it makes good toast!"