So, uh, remember how Charlie Sheen suggested everyone send dog feces to his daughter Sam's old school?

It turns out the school really isn't a fan of that idea.

TMZ reports that the Viewpoint School is responding to Sheen's seemingly random threats. (We say "random" because the alleged bullying reportedly went down a year ago, with Sheen and ex wife Denise Richards pulling Sam out of the school in May.)

"Viewpoint School’s highest priority is the safety, security and education of our students," a school rep said.

Referring to Sheen, the rep continued, "The parent of a former Viewpoint School student who has not attended Viewpoint School since March 2012 has made certain accusations in the media ... Our administrators addressed the issue appropriately."

The rep added, "Our school takes accusations of bullying very seriously. For over 50 years, Viewpoint School has provided a safe and nurturing environment for our students to thrive, and we will continue to do so."

Of course, to hedge their bets against any foul (smelling) play, Viewpoint has extra security -- as well as a cop car -- on the premises.

Here's hoping Sheen soon stops acting as mature as his eight-year-old daughter's classmates and finds another charitable cause with which to use his apparently ample amount of free time. May we suggest helping Lindsay Lohan get a new attorney?