We're going to pretend all of these people are hilarious and not morons. When the 2013 Super Bowl was delayed by a power outage, most people took it as a chance to actually talk to the people at their football party. These people decided to make jokes on Twitter that the half hour of darkness was actually 'The Dark Knight Rises' villain Bane's fault.
In what seems to be a totally unfair turn of events, the waitress who posted a picture of a receipt on Reddit after being refused a tip by a pastor has been fired from her job at Applebee's.
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So you know how Manti Te'o had an imaginary girlfriend? And that Ronaiah Tuiasosopo was behind the whole thing?
Apparently Tuiasosopo was also in love with him. But don't worry -- just like Te'o was "far from" gay, Tuiasosopo is also not gay. Because he's recovering from his homosexuality.
Way to be, dude.
Waiting tables can be rough, especially if some cheapskate stiffs you on a hard-earned tip. A server recently found herself in such a situation after a man claiming to be a pastor refused a gratuity because he already "gave to God." Hey, whatever happened to acts of charity?
When your own wife tells cops that you're an asshole when you're drunk, it may be time to get some help. Thus is the case with 'Dazed and Confused' actor Jason London, who was taken, kicking and screaming, out of a bar, after he'd gotten the crap beaten out of him.
No, we're speaking literally.
We've seen C and D-list celebrities dance, live in houses together, and go through couples therapy -- all for our amusement. Now they'll be putting themselves in the ultimate danger by diving off of things. Again.
Despite the exact same show, 'Stars in Danger: The High Dive,' not working at all and being a ratings disaster on FOX, ABC still thinks its a good idea to film a show about people we barely care about anymore jumping off a diving board and into a pool.
