Stupid Criminals

There are many reasons why you shouldn't drive impaired. Especially because, in your altered state, you will make ridiculous excuses for your crime upon being confronted with it. You'll do something like blame it on circus animals.

Read More|Comment

Apparently, gettin' down and dirty with animals is now a thing? Remember that extra horny dolphin who tried to get some action from the scuba diver? It's the stuff of nightmares. Well folks, the roles have reversed, and mammal-loving horny people are making headlines! Actually, it's just one strange lady from Pinellas, Florida, but she’s weirded things up for the rest of us.

Read More|Comment

Floridians and sea mammals can rest easy today, as Gloria Garcia Gutierrez, the woman who was photographed riding a manatee at Fort DeSoto Park has turned herself into the authorities.

Read More|Comment

As any guy under about 5'9 will attest, this whole super high heel trend is getting out of control.

Read More|Comment

I would be freaked out an angry if someone broke into my house, but I would be slightly less angry if this happened to me.

On Tuesday morning, Randy Kizer of Sacramento, California walked into his house and found a homeless woman ins

Remember that scene (see below) in 'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid' where Butch lays dynamite around the safe, but uses a bit too much and it blows up the entire train car and money flies around everywhere? This is like that, only in Germany and on Monday.

Read More|Comment

It’s tough being young and wild, especially if you live in a small Colorado mountain town. Sometimes kids just have to invent their own kind of fun.

Read More|Comment

The Brits never seem to let us down. For starters, they’ve given us Rita Ora’s cleavage and penis cookies. Honestly, could it get any better? Abso-freakin-lutely. 

Read More|Comment

An Oklahoma City man was arrested this week after threatening a convenience store employee with a tree branch in an act of 'Botanical Brutality.' Ugh, sorry.

Read More|Comment

Addicts will go to extreme lengths to conceal their drugs, but a Florida woman took it to the next level and stored 96 pills in her vagina. We'd have gone with a pill box, but perhaps we're a little too old fashioned.

Read More|Comment