If you need a quick laugh, check out a new video of some German guy in his underwear, doing a cannonball into a pool that's frozen over.
Apparently he's expecting to break through it, but the ice doesn't break. Then after he lands, he starts moaning that he hurt his, quote, "arsch," which is the German word for exactly what it sounds like. Then the rest of the video is his friends laughing at him.
The jump happens at 0:24. I promise you will watch it at least three times.