What do you do when your stash and stuff are stolen? I don't know either. Really. But a Brookings man called the cops to say someone ripped off his marijuana pipe, 5 grams of Marijuana, and 3 packs of cigarettes.

The Argus Leader reported that the 19 year old lad is under investigation.   No one was arrested and Police say the man valued the drugs and pipe at $125.

All of this kind of surprised me.  Not the fact that this guy called the police.  Not the fact that there was no arrest.  But the fact that this guy can remember exactly, down to the gram, how much weed he had, the value of his pipe, and the full inventory of his smokes.  Maybe dope doesn't make you stupid?