Bank Robber Look-A-Like [PHOTO]

So there I was sitting at my desk and Jonny V tells me to come over to his desk because he has something to show me.  He does this a lot.  The guy is obsessed with YouTube.  I go over to see what the fuss is about and he shows me an article on The Des Moines Register website about a female bank robber.  Nothing too out of the ordinary and then he shows me the picture.  She kind of looks like me.  Not a complete twin, but a first cousin at least.

Now, I would just like to say that I do have an alibi for 3:45 PM on Monday.  Actually, I think I was at home doing laundry so maybe that alibi wouldn't hold up in court seeing as how I don't have anyone to corroborate my story.  (I watch a lot of Law & Order: SVU)  However, I do not own a bright green dress as seen in the photo.