Kathy Landin is a freelance internet pop-culture junkie (and web video producer). For a brief time in 2011, she was THIS close to being Charlie Sheen's social media intern for the summer. She's blogged for local TV stations, anonymous dating adventures and stupid advice columns. Mostly she entertains herself by practicing the fine art of idiocy, which you can watch in Kathy Landin's "I'm an Idiot" Show. Or, if you have a short attention span, get 140 characters of idiocy on Twitter.
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Amanda Bynes Got a Late-Night Manicure While Her Eyes Went on a Murderous Rampage
Tuesday night was a big night for America. Finally, a long and difficult campaign for the White House was coming to an end and instead of watching endless political adds, we were all glued to our TVs watching endless election results.
Except for Amanda Bynes, who went out for a late-night manicure and sat in silence in a 24-hour nail salon. Par-tay.
Did You Know It’s Perfectly Legal for Toddlers to Drink in Wisconsin Bars?
The law is a funny thing. Many states have outdated laws on their books that involve antiquated social issues like women holding hands with men in public and where you’re allowed to tie up your horse downtown. Those are funny, but what’s better is when you find a law that has a really good loophole left wide open in it. You have to be clever and you have to know how to argue it, but it can be done
‘Diva’ Does Not Mean What VH1 Thinks It Means
When you hear the word “diva” in reference to recording artists, it brings to mind larger-than-life legends like Aretha Franklin, Whitney Houston and Cher.
But VH1 wants to change all that.
Scarlett Johansson Probably Paid a Lot of Money For This Ugly-Ass Tattoo [PHOTO]
If you didn’t know any better and you saw the latest pic of Scarlett Johansson on the interwebs, you might think she'd just gotten out of prison and been branded by the meanest, blindest bitch on her cellblock with a new tat while she was there.
You would, however, be completely wrong.
No, George Clooney Isn’t Gay. Just Ask His Sister.
For some reason, whispers have always persisted that George Clooney is gay -- probably because he always has trophy girlfriends but never a trophy wife.
He doesn’t seem to care what anyone says or thinks, but apparently his sister is tired of all the talk. So she's trying to put the rumors to rest.
Jermaine Jackson Wants to Buy a Vowel and Change His Name
It’s hard out there for a Jackson. First, they all had to grow up with a douche of a father. Then they all had to overcome the scars from that only to live in the limelight of a brother who was awesome and then completely lost his mind. Now, they have to deal with the bitter in-fighting in the aftermath of that brother’s tragic death.
Given all that, it’s not surprising that Jermaine has decided h
Charlie Sheen Is Threatening to Blow People’s Heads Off Now
Because life always imitates art, Charlie Sheen, star of FX’s ‘Anger Management,’ might be experiencing some anger management difficulties of his own.
Again.
Kim Kardashian Cashes In on Her Own Self-Loathing With Plus-Sized Clothing Line
Always on the lookout for ways to make a buck, Kim Kardashian will take bags and bags of money for promoting weight loss supplements and then launch a line of clothing for plus-sized women.
Because there’s no reason to stay on one side of the fence when there’s gold on both sides.
Judge Tells Sam Lufti to Get a Life as Britney Spears Golf Claps Her Approval
Britney Spears’ former manager -- hanger-on, whatever -- Sam Lufti has been on a rampage with a lawsuit against the singer and her family for various and sundry horrible things they supposedly did to him while he was her selfless loyal servant.
Finally, after all kinds of crying and gnashing of teeth on Lufti's part, one of the many intelligent and patient judges in Los Angeles told him to pick up
Ellen DeGeneres Wins Halloween With Her Sofia Vergara Costume [VIDEO]
Halloween is a fun day for a lot of shows, but with the weather situation this year, a lot of programs canceled their annual celebrations. But on Wednesday, Ellen DeGeneres did us a huge favor and gave us something awesome to laugh at.
She dolled herself up as fellow Cover Girl spokesmodel Sofia Vergara.