Emerald Catron
Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
Emerald Catron
‘Futurama’ Characters React to Cancellation
Well, it's happening. Again. Comedy Central has announced that 'Futurama' is being cancelled. The network opted out of renewing the show for another season, meaning that the 13 episodes airing this summer will be the show's last. In theory. Unless it gets another revival, pops up on Netflix or maybe they just make some more movies.
Blind 4-Year-Old Stepping Off Curb Unassisted Will Break Your Heart
This Corgi Does Not Appreciate Being Dressed Up Like a Panda
The Craziest Sorority Girl Email You Will Ever Read
We are once again so very thankful that we went to a school where women with unshaven armpits actually believed they turned into enormous dragons at night, men would show up at the dining hall without pants on and fraternities and sororities were not allowed. Because those folks make Armpit Lady seem like an Ad Council poster child for normalcy.
Proof That Justin Bieber Is Rapidly Devolving
Our friends at PopCrush noticed something about #1 Anne Frank fan Justin Bieber and have put together a very convincing argument. It seems that The Bieb's constant slouching is indicative of a larger problem -- he's actually devolving into a lesser being.
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Bossy Toddler Gives Dad the Business
19 Fails That Probably Cost Someone Their Job
Listen, we get it. Of all people, we get it. Sometimes you let an errant comma slip. Maybe you don't notice that something is a sentence fragment because you're riding the waves of hangover nausea. We understand that sometimes being an editor is rough, but how the how do you wind up with a headline that looks like it says "Rapefruit Good for every meal"?
12 People Who Did an Excellent Job of Quitting
We saw this amazing resignation cake and got inspired. Not to quit our jobs, but to admire the ways others have in the past. Our most "creative" quit was telling the owner of a Chinese buffet over the phone that they couldn't yell at us anymore, because we quit so there. Compared to these, that just isn't that impressive.
Let’s All Stop Wondering What Amanda Bynes Is Up To
Are you ever sitting around by yourself thinking, "Hey, I wonder what Amanda Bynes is up to?" You need to stop. Nothing good comes from wondering that, because this video she recently posted to Telly (whatever that is) is the answer.
Psy Destroys Another Justin Bieber YouTube Record
You might have thought everybody was so sick of 'Gangnam Style' that they never wanted to see or hear Psy again. It seems that is not the case. 'Gentleman,' Psy's first release since 'Gangnam Style' took over the world last summer, immediately smashed a record held by Justin Bieber for most video views within 24 hours of its debut. Like, he seriously crushed that record.