Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
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Is ‘Milking’ the New, Weirder ‘Planking’?
We know, you didn't think it would be possible for a meme to be more random than planking, but it's happened. Consider this -- after planking, one is not drenched in approximately a half a gallon of milk. That's the problem you get with "milking," which is basically a person standing in a public place dumping a half gallon of milk on their head while somebody films them.
See Angus T. Jones, Jake From ‘Two and a Half Men,’ Then and Now
Then: Angus T. Jones began working on TV series 'Two and a Half Men' at the age of eight. Since the show's premiere, he has played Jake Harper. During this time he has also worked on 'CSI,' 'Hannanh Montana Forever' and 'Due Date.'
Newscaster Gustavo Almodovar Has the Greatest Sign-Off
At this precise moment in time, we are so grateful that we don't live in Orange County. If we did, the local news might have driven us insane by now. Here's a video compilation of reporter Gustavo Almodovar signing off over and over again. And every time it's exactly the same...
Man Pranks Entire Class With Fake Accent
Just to foster the spirit of trust necessary to make students feel comfortable in a learning environment, here's a video of a guy totally tricking his classmates about his identity for an entire semester!
Soldiers in Afghanistan Remake Dolphins Cheerleader ‘Call Me Maybe’ Video
That's right -- we're still posting 'Call Me Maybe' videos. Deal with it! This one's got soldiers serving in Afghanistan, so it's sort of our civic responsibility to share it with the world.
Adele as ‘Mrs. Doubtfire’ Will Make Your Day
A lot of important questions are asked by the internet, such as "What if Adele was Mrs. Doubtfire?" Tumblr WhatIfAdeleWasMrsDoubtfire is attempting to answer that question. Turns out the answers are pretty hilarious. Here are some of our favorites from the site. Oh, and GIFs! Glorious, glorious GIFs!
For Your Pleasure, Cats Skydiving to R. Kelly
This is a commercial from Swedish insurance company Folksam. They are customer-owned and so took requests for commercials from their owners, who are also their customers. One customer, Eva, loves cats, apparently so much that nothing would make her happier than throwing a bunch of them out of a plane while R...
Ermahgerd Girl FINALLY Gets Her Own Song
Sheesh, internet, it took you long enough. One of our favorite memes, Ermahgerd Girl, has finally gotten its own song. But it was worth the wait, because not only is the song sung in prefect Ermahgerd fashion, it reminds us of Color Me Badd, AND features a special breakdown from the Muppets' Swedish Chef...
Check Out This Absolutely Demoralizing ‘Wheel of Fortune’ Fail
We understand how the pressure of being on TV could make some people screw up pretty badly on game shows, but this lady had it spelled out for her!
Rihanna’s ‘SNL’ Performance Sparks Internet Backlash
Rihanna's performance of 'Diamonds' this past Saturday has angered an internet subculture of "Seapunk" artists, whose style she (along with Azealia Banks, who is also catching some heat) essentially jacked.
Unfortunately for Rihanna, you can't really do anything that upsets anybody without somebody making a Tumblr (and in this instance a Facebook page) by which to mock you. That is exact