Emerald Catron
Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
Emerald Catron
LMFAO Meets Tolkien In a Drunk ‘Hobbit’ Parody
Is this a parody? We're pretty sure this is EXACTLY what happened in the original Tolkein novel -- dwarves show up at Bilbo Baggins' place with a keg, make him listen to LMFAO featuring Lil Jon and binge drink. You know, to convince him to go on an unexpected journey. T
McDonald’s Breakfast Burrito Ruined by Pesky Nose Ring
Trendy House Celebrates Christmas Dubstep-Style
Arizona School Uses Holding Hands as Punishment
Two Arizona teenagers faced a choice after getting into a fight at Westwood High in Mesa: They could either be suspended for nine days ... or hold hands in front of everybody. Obviously, they chose the latter, and now the school is catching flak for it.
Watch Possibly the Best ‘Got Talent’ Audition Ever
The 10 Best Twitter Reactions to Lindsay Lohan’s (Millionth) Arrest
In case you missed it, Lindsay Lohan went to a Justin Bieber concert and then punched a lady in the face last night. Unsurprisingly, nobody is particularly surprised. That's not stopping people from tweeting up a storm about it though. We've culled through the massive stream of LiLo tweets pouring in and picked out our favorites. For a chuckle at the expense of everyone's favorite terrible Elizabeth Taylor, take a gander at these gems.
Give the Gift of ‘The Walking Dead’ Zombie Babe Calendar
Baller Cat Videobombs Weather Report
Apparently the Univision parking lot is overrun with cats. But one of them wasn't content to hang around the lot and wait for its big break. This cat made its way into the building and walked on camera right in the middle of the weather report. And yes, its butt was definitely ready f
Daily Dose of Cute — Animals Feeding Other Animals Supercut
Trend Watch: Is ‘Baby Heading’ the Next Hot Meme?
The folks at Buzzfeed are predicting this might be a new thing, which is fine with us. It's hilarious when people's clothes don't fit! Basically, "Baby Heading" is just making a baby's head stick out of grown-up clothes, and then photographing it.