Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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NBC Might Be Prepping Howard Stern to Take Over for Jimmy Fallon
With the news that Jimmy Fallon will soon take over 'The Tonight Show' so Jay Leno can finally retire (again), someone will have to fill Fallon's time slot.
Who will it be? If insiders are to be believed, none other than shock-jock and 'America's Got Talent' host Howard Stern.
After all, he's proven he can be on a major network without swearing (much), talking about breast implants ad nauseum, or
StarDust: Kate Middleton Might Have Revealed There’s a Baby Queen in Her Womb + More
- Kate Middleton accidentally says she's having something that starts with a D. Dolphin?
‘Bad Lip Reading’ Pits Jennifer Lawrence + Taylor Swift in an Epic, Five-Legged Battle [VIDEO]
Bad Lip Reading is a YouTube channel which puts words in people's mouths based on what it looks like they're saying. And for enjoyment purposes, they're all the wrong words.
If you want to hear Jennifer Lawrence say, "I have Taylor Swift in a big coffin. She wanted to fight me. She was a fire-walker. She has five legs," then this is the video series for you.
Supervillain Selena Gomez Made Justin Bieber’s Worst Birthday Even Worse-er
As you've most likely heard by now, Justin Bieber had the “worst birthday.” Except, you know, he didn't. But it turns out his ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez might have made that birthday suck even more when he texted her in the hopes she'd cheer him up and she completely refused to respond.
Then she stroked the fluffy white cat on her lap and launched a rocket into the moon while yelling "TAKE TH
Fall Out Boy’s Patrick Stump Has Love for Everyone, Even Nickelback + More
- Fall Out Boy's Patrick Stump thinks we should spend less time hating. Especially Nickelback.
Justin Bieber Was Booed at His Own Concert For Being Beyond Fashionably Late [VIDEO]
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Justin Bieber's fans may be quick to mob anyone who criticizes him, but after he showed up a full two hours late for a performance in London -- on a school night, no less! -- all those Beliebers turned their poison arrows on him instead.
Of Course – Miley Has Blue Hair [PHOTOS]
Just when you thought Miley Cyrus couldn't get any more rebellious than driving around with blow-up dolls, dancing with strippers and cropping her bleach-blonde hair super short, she goes and dyes that hair blue.
Or, if her Twitter is to be believed, silver with highlights that make it look blue in every single photo.
Mark Wahlberg May Blessedly Return to His Marky Mark + the Funky Bunch Days [VIDEO]
Before Mark Wahlberg became a Serious Actor, he was known for wearing tighty whities on Calvin Klein billboards and for being the frontman of the '90s hip-hop group Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. After two albums and several hits (most notably 'Good Vibrations'), the band broke up in 1993 -- and Wahlberg hasn't much wanted to acknowledge that part of his professional history since.
But with New K
Adele Awards Her Baby Boy an Adorable ‘Best Son’ Miniature Oscar [PHOTO]
A little over a week ago, Adele took home her very own Oscar for her flawless song 'Skyfall' -- and she also brought a mini-Oscar back across the pond for her child, awarding him the title of "Best Son."
Good thing he's too young to realize he's also her only son.
Jennifer Lawrence Praises Photoshop for Her Stunning Miss Dior Ads, Is Perfect [VIDEO]
Jennifer Lawrence snagged an Academy Award and a campaign with Miss Dior this year, and the first time she saw the photos of her haute couture fashion shoot was on the Oscars red carpet, prompting her to wonder who the girl in the snaps was.
But J. Law humbly gave Photoshop credit for all of her pale-faced beauty, because how could a human -- even one as perfect as J. Law -- possibly look like tha