Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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When Taylor Swift Is Dealing With a Breakup, She’s Basically an Indecisive Mess
Songstress Taylor Swift was the cover model for Your Body is a Wonderland magazine and she spent her time within its pages talking about what else -- her love life.
It's not like she's a successful young woman with anything else to talk about, geez.
1D + the Wanted Are Fighting Again
British boy bands One Direction and the Wanted have once again reignited their possibly PR-driven feud over the social media site Twitter.
Blake Shelton Will Officiate Kelly Clarkson’s Wedding and the Level of Adorable is Killing Us
In "so adorable we feel the need to hug a basket full of puppies" news, Blake Shelton will officiate and sing at Kelly Clarkson's upcoming wedding. (We didn't know you could hire him for these sorts of things.)
Halle Berry Says Her Latest Pregnancy Was a ‘Most Wonderful’ Surprise
Jessica Simpson was confused that unprotected sex could lead to a pregnancy, and even Kim Kardashian didn't seem to get how babies were made -- but we expected better from Halle Berry, who's "surprised" she's knocked up again.
Then again, we'll give her a pass. She's 46 and thought all this accidental conception stuff was behind her.
Jaime Pressly, Estella Warren Spat Over Stolen Phone
Actresses Jaime Pressly and Estella Warren were reportedly in an altercation this weekend that got so heated, cops were called in to break things up.
Add your own cat noises here. You can't expect us to do everything for you, dude.
Poorly-Worded Hashtag for the Late Margaret Thatcher Makes People Think Cher Is Dead
Twitter hashtags only have a couple purposes: track current conversational trends, and maybe keep people informed (or distracted).
But every now and then a poorly-worded phrase confuses the masses. Like Susan Boyle's anal bum party. Or, in this case, a hashtag about today's passing of former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher -- which oddly had Cher fans in an uproar.
Stephen Colbert Mocks Jeremy Irons’ Nonsensical Gay Marriage Musings [VIDEO]
Academy Award-winning actor Jeremy Irons recently had some rather bizarre things to say about gay marriage. Specifically that if gay marriage is allowed, fathers will marry their sons to get tax-free real estate, which is a super logical jump.
What's next? Equality for minorities?
In response, satirist Stephen Colbert had some witty and biting commentary on the matter, and even a message from Kok
You’d Have to Get a Third Job to Afford Eating From Gwyneth Paltrow’s Cookbook
If you haven't already heard, Gwyneth Paltrow has a new no meat, no dairy, no sugar, no wheat cookbook out called 'It's All Good.' Spoilers: It's not.
Not only does said book reduce you to eating the grass clippings from your lawnmower, but to cook from it for a day would set you back $300.
No, that's not an error, and no, you didn't just get dizzy because you've reduced yourself to a vegan, soy-
Robert Downey Jr. Danced ‘Gangnam Style’ On His B-Day and We’re Not Even Mad + More
- Robert Downey Jr. celebrated his 48th birthday in Korea by dancing and looking fabulous.
NBC Announces Jimmy Fallon Will Succeed Jay Leno as ‘Tonight’ Host Next Year
You've heard the rumors that Jimmy Fallon would take up the mantle of 'Tonight' from Jay Leno when he retired -- the pair even notably addressed them through song.
And today, April 3, NBC officially announced it'll actually happen.