Cassandra Rose

Continuing to promote their vapid reality show 'Kourtney & Kim Take Miami,' Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney stopped by 'The Late Show With David Letterman' on Wednesday night, Jan. 16.

But rather than discussing babies and sharing breast milk, the topic of conversation turned to Kim's 72-day marriage to basketball player Kris Humphries.

Or as we call it, "that media stunt that's keeping Kim from marrying baby-daddy Kanye West."

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In her continuing quest to buy everything Michael Jackson ever touched, Lady Gaga has now set her sights on the enormous adult playground that is Neverland Ranch.

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Both Jennifer Lawrence and Meryl Streep were up for Best Actress in a Comedy or Musical at the 2013 Golden Globes. And when Lawrence won, she bounded on stage and exclaimed, "I beat Meryl!"

She was quoting a line directly from the movie 'First Wives Club,' but those who didn't know that (including Lindsay Lohan) went on the attack.

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Lady Gaga is a controversial celebrity who sometimes whips up controversy on purpose (e.g., wearing a meat dress) and sometimes literally falls backasswards into it (see her recent wardrobe malfunction).

What we have here is the former: Gaga gave new meaning to term "gun rack" when she took the stage in Vancouver last weekend wearing a bra adorned with plastic rifles.

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After the inevitable breakup between Taylor Swift and Harry Styles, the One Direction member was photographed in a hot tub at Richard Branson's Necker Island getaway with a chick named Hermione Way (the red bikini'd girl above).

Way has since been offered cold hard cash to sell her story to the press, but in a recently published Facebook post, the one-time star of the Bravo reality show ‘Start-Ups: Silicon Valley’ reveals why she refused to take the money and run.

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Britney Spears' recent split from fiance Jason Trawick wasn't wholly unexpected -- and now reports indicate that for months before, they were indeed headed for Splitsville (population: them) because he just grew tired of having such an emotionally delicate flower for a girlfriend.

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Kanye West is allegedly in the planning stages of a commitment ceremony that'll take place before girlfriend/baby momma Kim Kardashian gives birth to their first child.

While West would like to marry Kim, she's inconveniently still technically married to Kris Humphries, so the couple has decided to exchange non-legally binding vows and rings instead.

Which, considering Kim's marital record, is a much safer plan.

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In the Academy's continuing quest to lure the young'uns advertisers so covet, four more short clips featuring Oscar host Seth MacFarlane have been released in anticipation of the February awards ceremony.

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Justin Bieber made his team angry when he was photographed at a party smoking the ganja, despite explicit signage that should've prevented that sort of thing. Womp womp.

Now his entourage is concerned that the whole thing will affect his reputation with his fan base. But we're kind of failing to see the problem here.

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After a three-year partnership, Nicki Minaj's hair stylist (read: weave and wig stylist) has moved on to tease and spray fake Christmas tree snow on other celebrities who will allow him to properly express his art. Seems Minaj just didn't understand his deep dark wig-making soul.

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