Cassandra Rose

Katy Perry stepped out on Valentine's Day with a gift from her boyfriend John Mayer: a heart-shaped ruby ring that she wore on her left ring finger to make the paparazzi explode. TROLOLOLOLOLO.

Now rumors are flying that the couple plans to wed, despite their reps neither confirming or denying an engagement.

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Upcoming two-time mama Jessica Simpson seems determined to spawn a collection of oddly-named babies. After giving her first child (a girl) the male moniker of Maxwell Drew, she's now thinking about calling her second child Ace.

Thus predestining the kid to be a race car driver. Or a high-stakes poker player. Or a greaser who hangs out behind the school cafeteria with a best bud named Soda Pop.

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Songstress and larger-than-life stage performer Lady Gaga is still suffering from the injury that caused her to completely scrap what's left of her Born This Way Ball tour.

Specifically, a “labral tear” in her hip which has left her unable to walk and signaled a need for emergency surgery. But as usual, she's found the silver lining -- and a new mechanical friend.

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Gwyneth Paltrow, tired of raking in millions to be one of the most overrated actresses in Hollywood, would rather focus her time on building her own empire of expensive things no one really needs. Just like Jessica Simpson.

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Denizens of reality television Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt made a name for themselves in the UK after their douche-tastic stint on 'Celebrity Big Brother,' but the good people across the pond are now a little freaked out -- because a documentary revealed that Speidi's home is stocked with a cult-level number of guns.

Why? To product them from their legions of crazed fans, of course.

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In addition to allegedly bragging about how amazing he is, Leonardo DiCaprio is using his break from acting for good and not evil: to save animals being harvested for their parts. Specifically, rhinos and tigers and elephants (oh my!) by partnering with the World Wildlife Federation for its Hands Off My Parts campaign.

And really, if anyone's going to be involved in an initiative called Hands Off My Parts, it should be Leo DiCaprio.

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Fergie - the Fergalicious lead-singer of the Black Eyed Peas - is now babylicious, at least according to an announcement she made through various forms of social media.

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Seems our neighbors to the north were just trying to throw a hoedown with blonde serial-dater Taylor Swift when she up and stole all their money after the epic event was canceled due to poor planning.

Bad T-Swizzle! BAD! You go to your room and think about what you've done.

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- Someone loved Rihanna enough to send her giant pot buds.

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Chris Brown and Rihanna were the very picture of a couple in love at the Grammys on Sunday, yet totally ignored each other at a Hollywood club later in the week.

Kids. Whaddaya gonna do.

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