Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Liam Hemsworth + Miley Cyrus Spotted Together for the First Time in Months [VIDEO]
Despite Miley Cyrus assuring the public (and possibly herself) that she's still engaged, she and supposed fiance Liam Hemsworth hadn't been seen together in roughly six months, and her engagement ring kept appearing and disappearing like a bad movie goof.
Until this week that is.
Twitter Mocks Paula Deen’s Racism With the Hilarious New Hashtag #PaulasBestDishes
In response to Paula Deen revealing herself as a big ol' racist who isn't afraid of using the n-word, a brand-new hashtag popped up on Twitter to ridicule her: #PaulasBestDishes. And they're all served up with a giant heaping of puns.
We've collected some of our favorites for you below, because who knew that we'd ever have something to mock Paula Deen for that didn't actually include her cholester
Chris Brown + Miley Cyrus Unsurprisingly Voted Worst Celebrity Role Models by Parents
In today's News of the Obvious, lady-beater Chris Brown and Miley "has she become a stripper yet?" Cyrus have been voted the worst celebrity role models in a recent poll of 2,400 parents around the world.
Someone With a Sense of Humor Sat Kathy Griffin + Kris Jenner Together at the Daytime Emmys [VIDEO]
You know that awkward moment when you arrive at the Daytime Emmys only to find the matriarch of the family you've been mocking for years is sitting with you? No? Well, Kathy Griffin sure did, when she found herself rubbing elbows with Kris Jenner this past Sunday (June 16).
She recounting the harrowing experience for Jay Leno last night, explaining that they were both there to present at the slopp
John Mayer’s New Song Is Probably About Taylor Swift – But the Video Is All Prancercise
John Mayer has a new song out called 'Paper Doll' that may be a response to Taylor Swift's break-up song about him called 'Dear John.' And while John doing a song about Taylor who did a song about him is all very meta, even more confusing is the fact that Mayer teamed up with Prancercise creator Joanna Rohrback to demonstrate how to properly "romancercise" to the new song.
We have stared
Katy Perry Goes Makeup-Free to Show Off Her Beauty Regimen for Vogue [VIDEO]
Katy Perry is Vogue's July cover model, and as part of discussing what she does and doesn't like about herself, the 'Fireworks' singer was caught on video getting her makeup done -- partially by herself, but largely by a professional team.
Mila Kunis (Sort Of) Admits She’s In Love With Ashton Kutcher
Notoriously private actress Mila Kunis still refuses to talk about boyfriend Ashton Kutcher, but that didn't stop her from teasing a reporter about how being in love is the best thing ever.
Kim Kardashian Gives Birth to a Baby Girl
She wasn't due until next month, but apparently the bun in her oven decided it was fully baked, thanks -- because Kim Kardashian has given birth to a daughter.
Melissa McCarthy Takes Time Out of Being Awesome to Respond to Rex Reed’s Name-Calling
Back in February, movie critic Rex Reed saw the movie 'Identity Thief,' and instead of judging it based on its content, decided to hone in on one of the film's stars, Melissa McCarthy, and attack her weight. Because he's classy like that.
In his piece he referred to the 'Bridesmaids' actress as "tractor-sized" and a "female hippo," and pretty much everyone called him out for it
Pink’s Husband Carey Hart Scuffle With a Paparazzo [VIDEO]
Carey Hart -- truck and motorcycle racer and husband of Pink -- got into a fight with a photographer on Wednesday night (June 12) in Malibu after the shutterbug allegedly started taking photos of Pink changing daughter Willow's diaper.
This did not sit well with Hart or the friend who was with them, and ball-kicking supposedly ensued shortly thereafter.