Cassandra Rose

Jessica Simpson was confused that unprotected sex could lead to a pregnancy, and even Kim Kardashian didn't seem to get how babies were made -- but we expected better from Halle Berry, who's "surprised" she's knocked up again.

Then again, we'll give her a pass. She's 46 and thought all this accidental conception stuff was behind her.

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Actresses Jaime Pressly and Estella Warren were reportedly in an altercation this weekend that got so heated, cops were called in to break things up.

Add your own cat noises here. You can't expect us to do everything for you, dude.

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Twitter hashtags only have a couple purposes: track current conversational trends, and maybe keep people informed (or distracted).

But every now and then a poorly-worded phrase confuses the masses. Like Susan Boyle's anal bum party. Or, in this case, a hashtag about today's passing of former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher -- which oddly had Cher fans in an uproar.

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Academy Award-winning actor Jeremy Irons recently had some rather bizarre things to say about gay marriage. Specifically that if gay marriage is allowed, fathers will marry their sons to get tax-free real estate, which is a super logical jump.

What's next? Equality for minorities?

In response, satirist Stephen Colbert had some witty and biting commentary on the matter, and even a message from Koko the Sign Language Gorilla.

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If you haven't already heard, Gwyneth Paltrow has a new no meat, no dairy, no sugar, no wheat cookbook out called 'It's All Good.' Spoilers: It's not.

Not only does said book reduce you to eating the grass clippings from your lawnmower, but to cook from it for a day would set you back $300.

No, that's not an error, and no, you didn't just get dizzy because you've reduced yourself to a vegan, soy-free, gluten-free diet to fit into Gwyn's size 00 GOOP clothes: That says $300.

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- Robert Downey Jr. celebrated his 48th birthday in Korea by dancing and looking fabulous.

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You've heard the rumors that Jimmy Fallon would take up the mantle of 'Tonight' from Jay Leno when he retired -- the pair even notably addressed them through song.

And today, April 3, NBC officially announced it'll actually happen.

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Since Jay-Z and wife Beyonce don't have enough on their plates -- what with being Grammy-winning recording artists, singing for presidents, going on tour with Justin Timberlake and being the face of clothing lines -- Jay-Z has now teamed up with a sports agency to represent the best of the best.

We imagine Bey and Mr. Carter's morning ritual starts a little something like this...

BEYONCE: Gee, Hova, what do you want to do tonight?
JAY-Z: The same thing we do every night, B. Plot our next move toward world domination.

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The internet collectively lost its ish today as talk show host and 'Finding Nemo' voice artist Ellen DeGeneres announced on Instagram and on 'Ellen' that she would be reprising her role in a 'Nemo' sequel titled 'Finding Dory.'

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Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres is friends with newly-single Katy Perry, which made it slightly awkward that she had to ask Perry's ex, John Mayer, about their recent breakup.

But really, if you have to answer awkward questions, Ellen's definitely the one you want asking them.

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