Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Carly Rae Jepsen Has Worst First Pitch Ever [VIDEO]
Cary Rae Jepsen threw the first pitch of the night at the Tampa Bay Rays' home game on Sunday (July 14), and it was simultaneously embarrassing and awful. As in, "accidentally throwing your bowling ball backwards" awful.
On the upside? She had an admirable sense of humor about the whole thing.
Oprah Winfrey Scores Lindsay Lohan Post-Rehab Interview + Docuseries
Seems like both Oprah Winfrey and Lindsay Lohan have good news today -- Oprah because her network gets the first LiLo interview following her stint in rehab and a docuseries to go with it, and La Lohan because, well, she gets to talk to Oprah.
YOU get a coup! And YOU get a coup! And YOU get a coup!
Amanda Seyfried Lets Her Lady Bits Choose All Her Boyfriends
When it comes to boyfriends, it's never love at first sight for actress Amanda Seyfried, but rather love at first tingle -- as she now admits that she lets her vagina pick all her beaus for her.
Amy Poehler Talks Her ‘Parks and Rec’ Co-Stars, New York City + ‘Ask Amy’
Our imaginary bestie Amy Poehler recently did an interview with the magazine Time Out New York, and it's just the right level of sass and smarts that one would expect from the woman who makes us laugh -- and who should really get more attention for her spot-on insights into female empowerment.
Man Proposes to His Girlfriend – With the Help of Zach Braff [VIDEO]
Matt Hubert is yet another dude making guys everywhere think they need to propose in a big, public setting. He even enlisted the help of 'Scrubs' star Zach Braff to help him pop the question to his girlfriend Janice. And of course Zach agreed, because celebrities can't seem to say no to that stuff.
Also, Matt may have donated to Zach's infamous Kickstarter, which probably didn't hurt any.
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Human Toolbox Justin Bieber Peed in a Mop Bucket at a Restaurant + Thought It Was Hilarious [VIDEO]
If you didn't think l'enfant terrible Justin Bieber was already bratty enough, we have new evidence that may finally convince you: Earlier this year, he was caught on video (by an apparently easily-impressed friend) peeing into a mop bucket in the back of a restaurant. Because, you know, class.
"Wait? Wait? What do you mean someone is upset they have to clean that? That's prime Justin Bieber
Daniel Radcliffe Joins Sign Language Campaign for Deaf Kids [PHOTO]
If you live in London and travel by tube, your day is about to be filled with way more Daniel Radcliffe -- because the actor is now part of a new campaign for hearing-impaired young people.
In other words, your commute just got better.
Someone Wrote ‘I Love Rob’ on Kristen Stewart’s Dirty Truck [VIDEO]
Kristen Stewart arrived at her dirty pick-up truck on Monday, July 8, only to find a message written in the dust and grime on her car.
That message? "I <3 Rob" -- clearly a dig about her former 'Twilight' co-star and current ex-boyfriend Robert Pattinson. Yikes.
Teen Arrested at Pink Concert for Sending Out a Tweet That Sounded Like a Bomb Threat
A teenage Pink fan sent a terrible, horrible, no good, very stupid tweet on his way to her concert on Saturday (July 7) in Melbourne, Australia -- a tweet that basically made it sound like he had plans to bomb the arena.
Katy Perry + John Mayer Spent July 4th Together in Matching Outfits [PHOTO]
In our least favorite couples trend, recently reunited duo Katy Perry and John Mayer showed off their patriotism in matching stars and stripes outfits. Blergh.
Remind us again why it's disrespectful to let a flag touch the ground, but it's totally cool to wear it all over your body?