Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Every Solo One Direction Song Ranked From Worst to Best
Ever wondered how the One Direction members' solo careers stack up against each other? Behold our definitive ranking of Harry, Zayn, Louis, Niall and Liam's songs.
‘Love Actually’ Cast to Reunite for Ten Minute Mini-Sequel
Love Actually remains one of the most celebrated holiday films of the modern era, and it's finally getting a sequel. Sort of.
Beyonce’s Isolated Vocals From 2017 Grammys Offer Further Proof We Don’t Deserve Her
Isolated vocals from Beyonce's 2017 Grammys performance leaked online earlier today (February 14) offering naysayers and dissenters alike definitive proof of her talent.
Ed Sheeran Was Denied Entry to His Label’s Grammys After-Party
Ed Sheeran was denied access to his record label's Grammys after-party, which is almost painful in how relatable it is.
Mic Feed From Lady Gaga’s Super Bowl Set Offers Stellar Live Vocals
Isolated audio of Gaga's vocals from her stellar Super Bowl performance has mercifully leaked online, proving what stans have known all along -- Gaga has one hell of a voice.
Justin Bieber Apparently Still Bitter The Weeknd Is Dating Selena Gomez
Justin Bieber plays the part of bitter ex-boyfriend with extraordinary ease.
Lady Gaga’s Album Sales Soar Following Super Bowl Performance
Lady Gaga's stellar Super Bowl 2017 performance not only earned the "Perfect Illusion" singer new fans, but it also resulted in a significant increase in record and album sales.
Did Lady Gaga Really Jump Off the Roof of Houston’s NRG Stadium During Super Bowl 2017?
The beginning of Gaga's Super Bowl set left fans with the burning question: Did she really jump from the stadium roof?
Lin-Manuel Miranda: Donald Trump’s Immigration Ban Is ‘Deeply Un-American’
The 'Hamilton' creator commented on Trump's controversial immigration ban in a new interview.
J.K. Rowling Tells Former Fan Intent on Burning ‘Potter’ Books to ‘Borrow My Lighter’
"Well, the fumes from the DVDs might be toxic and I've still got your money," she wrote.