Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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One Direction Member Zayn Malik Moves Into $3.2 Million Home in England
Okay, while we love the guys of One Direction, if we had $3.2 million to spare, we wouldn't be buying a futuristic house like the one Zayn Malik decided to purchase!
Did a Naked Photo of Justin Bieber Leak Following Laptop + Camera Theft?
We have no words for this Justin Bieber story. And we're going to put a disclaimer at the very beginning of the article: Kids, this is why you don't take pictures of yourself naked.
Demi Moore Is Unhappy About Ashton + Mila Hookup. Because Duh.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned -- and even pretty MILFs like Demi Moore are no exception to the rule.
A lot of people were surprised when it became clear that Moore's soon-to-be-ex-husband Ashton Kutcher is swapping spit with former 'That '70s Show' co-star Mila Kunis, but -- horny guys of various persuasions aside -- no one took the news quite as hard as Demi.
Rihanna Tweets Topless Cover Art + Name of New Album
Calling all Rihanna fans! You might want to check this out -- the singer used Twitter, everyone's favorite social media device to announce to share the album art for her newest album 'UNAPOLOGETIC.'
Lindsay + Dina Lohan’s Brawl Possibly Sparked by Unpaid Loan
Maybe Lindsay Lohan wasn't in a drunken stupor after all.
After the brawl LiLo had with her mom Dina Lohan the other night that required a visit from her besties over at 911, the truth about mama Lohan's financial woes -- which may have triggered the brouhaha -- is finally coming to light.
Hayden Panettiere Insists Her ‘Nashville’ Character Isn’t Based on Taylor Swift
The series premiere of the ABC drama 'Nashville' premiered last night and we were super excited before the show debut. Not just because it stars Hayden Panettiere and ex-'American Horror Story' actress Connie Britton, but because we're bound to hear some great tunes.
Aquile + Nathalie Hernandez Battle to ‘You Give Me Something’ on ‘The Voice’
Team Xtina is up next for the battle rounds on 'The Voice,' and it looks more like a battle of the ages than a battle of the voices.
Chris Brown Love Triangle: Karreuche Tran Visits Singer’s Home
Drama doesn't just follow Chris Brown, it rides right on his back.
Since supposedly breaking up with girlfriend Karreuche Tran for ex-flame Rihanna, the singer has been on some kind of spiral lately. It's not necessarily a downward spiral, but this love triangle is so 'Beverly Hills, 90210' that he needs to just move on from both women and call it a darn day. And Tran visiting Brown doesn't make m
Lady Gaga Dines With WikiLeaks Founder Julian Assange in London
Perhaps Lady Gaga should skip the dinner dates in favor of a gym date? We kid, we kid! Gaga looks fab! But she did trade in her parents' NYC eatery to dine with Julian Assange in London.
Diego Val + J.R. Aquino Battle Over ‘Jesse’s Girl’ on ‘The Voice’
After the first steal of the night, Blake Shelton is down one steal, successfully nabbing Collin from Team Adam, and now it's Cee Lo's turn to choose his lucky victim.
Peruvian stud Diego Val and YouTube star JR Aquino joined Matchbox Twenty's Rob Thomas, Cee Lo's guest advisor, to rehearse Rick Springfield's classic hit 'Jesse's Girl.' But whoops, there's a language barrier situation going on her