Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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Hulk Hogan May Not Have Been Heather Clem’s Only On-Camera Celebrity Conquest
As we deal with the reality that a woman would willingly get naked with Hulk Hogan and make a sex tape to commemorate the occasion, we're almost tempted to thank Heather Clem for taking one for the team.
But as it turns out, Hogan may not have been her only notable on-camera conquest.
Cue the 'Law & Order' chung chung.
Bette Midler to Guest Star on ‘Glee’
As if 'Glee' didn't already have a plethora of A-listers under its belt (read: Kate Hudson, Sarah Jessica Parker, Britney-freakin'-Spears), they've decided to add yet another in the form of Bette Midler.
Justin Timberlake + Jessica Biel Could be Married by Monday
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are reportedly saying arrivederci to single life this weekend -- and tying the knot in Italy.
Neon Trees Go Old School for ‘Lessons in Love (All Day, All Night)’ Video
Neon Trees have been riding a wave of success after their first single 'Everybody Talks' (from their album 'Picture Show') took off. And now, finally, the band has released the video to their second single 'Lessons in Love (All Day, All Night).
Today in Celebrity Wombs: Megan Fox Transforms Into a Mother
It's official -- Megan Fox is now a MILF.
The 'Transformers' actress and her husband, '90210' actor Brian Austin Green (yeah, we're not sure how that happened either), welcomed a baby boy named Noah Shannon Green on Sept. 27.
Journey Guitarist Neal Schon Proposes to White House Gate-Crasher Michaele Salahi [VIDEO]
It's a tale as old as time: Girl meets boy, girl marries other boy and achieves cheap tawdry fame on a reality show, then girl goes back to the first boy and gets a marriage proposal on stage.
Travie McCoy Reveals Katy Perry Breakup Helped Him Beat Drug Addiction
It's been a while since Travie McCoy from Gym Class Heroes and Katy Perry were an item, huh? We kinda almost forgot they were a couple long ago, but since breaking up and her marriage (and divorce) from Russell Brand, McCoy has opened up about his time with his ex.
Justin Bieber Personal Videos Leak, Thief Threatens to Release More Footage
Sorry Justin Bieber. It looks like the worst is yet to come.
After a nude picture, allegedly of Bieber, surfaced yesterday, the internet has run amuck with Beliebers defending their true love's honor along with naysayers who don't believe the picture is in fact of the Biebs himself. Of course, there are a select few who believe it's him in the picture because otherwise, there wouldn't be so many s
Jordin Sparks Is Hoping Jason Derulo Will Propose to Her
When word got out that Jordin Sparks and Jason Derulo were dating, the world gave a consecutive "aw" because the duo make such a cute couple. And now, they're about to take things to the next level. Could we be hearing wedding bells in the near future?
Kelly Clarkson Performs New Single ‘Catch My Breath’ for the First Time
Kelly Clarkson recently announced that she'll be releasing a greatest hits album along with a new single, 'Catch My Breath.' Well, she must've read our awesome review of the song, because she performed it for the first time on stage in Dublin!