Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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‘X Factor’ Recap: Taylor Swift Performs + Two Contestants Hit the Road In Tonight’s Live Results Show
So we're in for another awful edition of the 'X Factor' results show. The results of the live performances from last night (Nov. 14) could essentially be tweeted, but naturally, they decide to throw in as much B-roll and nonsense shenanigans from hosts Khloe Kardashian and Mario Lopez as possible.
One Direction Enlist Morgan Spurlock to Direct 3-D Movie
One Direction stopped by the 'TODAY' show yesterday (Nov. 13), and not only did they draw the biggest crowd ever to Rockefeller Center in New York City, but the guys also announced plans to film a 3D movie, something Directioners are surely psyched about.
Pink Rocks Out for Breast Cancer Research at Benefit Concert
Pink put her star status (and appropriate stage name) to good use Monday night (Nov. 12), when she appeared on stage to perform at the "Power of Pink" breast cancer awareness event.
‘The Voice’ Recap: 12 Becomes 10; Christina Aguilera Debuts New Song ‘Make the World Move’
We couldn't be more thrilled about this episode of 'The Voice.' Not just because it means we're one step closer to finding out who'll be crowed "the voice" of the third season, but because our girl Christina Aguilera performed on stage tonight, alongside Cee Lo Green, to debut her song 'Make the World Move' off her just-today (Nov. 13) released album 'Lotus.'
‘Naughty’ Justin Bieber Pleads With Santa in New Macy’s Commercial
Being that Christmas is literally right around the corner, our televisions have been flooded by Christmas commercials... and we're not hating it.
Listen to Pitbull’s ‘Global Warming’ Duets With Jennifer Lopez + Christina Aguilera
We imagine that Pitbull must not be too thrilled with the fact that his album 'Global Warming' has been leaked. Because let's face it, what artist actually appreciates that?
Madonna Bares Her Naked Behind for Hurricane Sandy Donations
Celebrities have come to the rescue of those affected by Hurricane Sandy by donating their time and money, and purchasing belongings to donate to various relief centers.
Miley Cyrus Says Her ‘Dad Knows Nothing’ About Her Wedding Plans
It's another battle of celebrity offspring versus parental authority that Hollywood seems to be so very fond of -- and Miley Cyrus and her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, have unfortunately become the latest "victims" of this Hollywood wrath.
Rihanna Gives Back to Hurricane Sandy Victims With ‘Unapologetic’ Party
In the wake of Hurricane Sandy, many A-listers have taken their names and put them to good use. Though the storm hit landfall almost two weeks ago, people are still reeling from the devastation it caused, and one of those said A-listers, Rihanna, gave back in a big way.
Nicole Westbrook’s ‘It’s Thanksgiving’ Is The New Rebecca Black ‘Friday’
In 2011, Patrice Wilson and his Ark Music Factory gave us 'Friday' by Rebecca Black -- a song we're still desperately trying to bury somewhere -- and in 2012, Wilson's back to give us another... treat... in the form of Nicole Westbrook's heavily auto-tuned track 'It's Thanksgiving.'