Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
Adam Levine Covers TV Guide’s Hot List 2012 Issue
So it's been years since we've bought a trusty issue of TV Guide to let us know what would be appearing on television for that week. Haven't they heard of the internet? This isn't 1999 anymore!
Nicki Minaj Suffers Yet Another Nip Slip on Live Television
Nicki Minaj is really putting Janet Jackson to shame with all of these accidental nip slips, isn't she?
Miley Cyrus Gets Buzzed! Singer Cuts Even More Hair Off
Miley Cyrus, dear, don't you have a wedding to be prepping for? Stop cutting all of your hair off!
One Direction Fans Threaten Taylor Swift Over Rumored Romance With Harry Styles
It looks as though the supposed romance between One Direction's Harry Styles and Taylor Swift that sparked on the set of 'X Factor' is coming with some not-so-good news.
Carly Rae Jepsen Is Named Favorite New Artist of the Year at the 2012 American Music Award…
Have you caught your breath after Pink's performance of 'Try' yet? No? Good, because the Backstreet Boys are on hand to award the New Artist of the Year statue to Carly Rae Jepsen at the 2012 American Music Awards. And they are looking fiiiine.
Kelly Clarkson Performs a Medley of Her Biggest Hits at the 2012 American Music Awards
Randy Jackson took the stage to announce the 2012 American Music Awards' next performer, and it was wildly appropriate.
Odd Jobs Celebrities Had Before They Were Famous
Some celebrities pop up overnight, helped along by a star-making performance that makes it seem as if they came out of nowhere. But before all that fame and glamour and easy money, plenty of celebs had to actually workto make ends meet -- and a lot of them had some pretty bizarre occupations along t…
When Does Season 12 of ‘American Idol’ Start?
If you happened to watch 'X Factor' last night, then you probably saw not one, but two previews for the upcoming and much talked about 12th season of 'American Idol.' We know, we're pretty stoked about it too.
Judge Grants Miley Cyrus Restraining Order Against Scissor Stalker
As if the headline of this article wasn't obvious enough, it looks as though a judge cut Miley Cyrus a break -- we crack ourselves up when we pun -- in the case of the scary man who stalked her.
Are Britney Spears and Jason Trawick Canceling Their Wedding?
In the name of all that is blasphemous! When will people stop talking smack about our Queen Britney Spears? It isn't nice, guys!