Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
Listen to Carly Rae Jepsen + Psy Mashup ‘Call Me Gangnam’
Some evil minded person with nothing better to do decided to mash Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe,' the biggest song of the summer, with Psy's viral hit 'Gangnam Style.' The result is a song that will blow your Top 40-lovin' mind.
Kanye West Has a Sex Tape With a Kim Kardashian Look-Alike!
It was only a matter of time before it was announced that Kanye West has a sex tape. He is dating Kim Kardashian, after all. It's like they can smell it on each other. Ew.
Willie Jones Goes Country in ‘Your Man’ to Get to Next Round on ‘X Factor’
'X Factor' auditions continued as the gang of judges headed down south to Greensboro, N.C. Britney Spears admitted she felt at home there because she's from the south, and the weather was very reminiscent of her home state of Lousiana, but we all know this is the episode where lightning strikes and …
Beyonce + Jay-Z Share a Laugh With President Barack Obama in Epic Photo
If pictures speak 1,000 words, then this picture is speaking at least a million. Just look at how Beyonce and Jay-Z are talking with President Barack Obama as if they were old besties. Oh, what it must be to be super rich, powerful, and influential.
The Wanted Reveal Their Man Crushes
Nothing is more exciting than when a guy is man enough to openly admit that he finds another dude attractive. When the guys from the Wanted spoke with the Philippines edition of Cosmopolitan magazine and made their man crushes public, we nearly spit out or coffee. Their choices are that good!
Donald Trump Spouted Off About Kate Middleton Because Of Course He Did
You can always count on Donald Trump to voice an opinion no one asked for. The latest example? He's weighed in on the Kate Middleton topless photo scandal.
Did Panda Ross ‘Bring It On Home’ on ‘X Factor?’
Before the 'X Factor' season even began, we were shown a woman being carried into an ambulance with an oxygen mask over her face, but we never expected it'd be our beloved Panda Ross!
CeCe Frey Sings Christina Aguilera to Get to the Next Round on ‘X Factor’
So where do we even begin with this girl CeCe Frey? The second week of 'X Factor' amazingly started off with two yes's tonight (Sept. 19), which is surprising, since the show painted Frey as the "villain" of the night as she tried to get inside other contestant'…
‘Glee’ Star Lea Michele Is ‘Officially on the Road’ to Recording Her First Album
Hold on to your McKinley High letterman jackets! It looks like 'Glee' star Lea Michele is about make her Rachel Berry dreams a reality, as she's set to record her very first full length album!
Pink Unveils Cover Art + Teaser Clip for Her Next Single ‘Try’
So the reign of Pink continues on and on this week! Yesterday, we shared a bit of info regarding her 2013 tour dates she released, and now, there's album artwork and a teaser of her next single! Pink. Overload.