Adam Scott Digs for Deeper Meaning in ‘Ice Ice Baby’

If you've been thinking to yourself that the world is in desperate need of a scholarly analysis of the 1990 epic poem by Mr. Robert Matthew Van Winkle, whom sometimes uses the nom de plume Vanilla Ice, then you are in luck.

This work of ancient 1990s literature is the tale of an explorer on a mission in his five point oh. He bravely drives by some "girlies on standby." Did he stop? No spoilers here my friend. Later our hero is ready for the "chumps on the wall." Who being full of eight-ball, must've been some sort or taxidermy/billiard ball monster.

For a real in-depth examination of this late 20th century treatise, we must turn to the distinguished gentleman Adam Scott. Recently, Scott sat in salon with Misters O'Brian and Richter to discuss Van Winkle's work.