With Pope Francis visiting the United States, seems like every time I turn on the television I see footage of him doing something "official" - like riding in a parade in the Pope mobile, or shaking hands with important dignitaries, or conducting an elaborate church service.

But I wish someone would tell me what's happening behind the scenes. For example, what's the Pope eating for breakfast each morning? I want to know. I can't see him being an eggs, bacon and pancakes kind of guy. I picture him more as an oatmeal person.

Also, at the end of an exhausting day, does he come home at night, kick off his shoes, and settle into a cushy recliner? I want to know. I realize he's just "visiting," but I can't image they simply gave him an old beat-up hotel chair. You know the kind I'm talking about.

And when he does have time to sit down and relax, is he constantly flipping through the channels on the TV like most guys do? I want to know. I would love to hear the first words out of his mouth when he stumbles across "Keeping Up With the Kardashians." Oh my!

And what's he like to nibble on while he's watching TV? I want to know. Does he sit down with a bag of chips, or is it a bowl of ice cream? If he does eat ice cream, I can promise you one thing, bet he's eating plain vanilla - doesn't want to spill on his white outfit.

These are all things I want to know. From the outside looking it, he seems like a pretty ordinary guy. In fact, I could even see him unsnapping the top button on his pants like most guys do after eating a big meal? Hey, I want to know - and I'll bet you do too!!!

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