Katherine Webb, the football players girlfriend that a football announcer had a fit over that Katherine Webb, is trying to get on our TVs. She'll be at the Super Bowl and probably a reality show.

That's all good, she can try out whatever career she wants. But what drives me crazy is the fawning that is thrown her way. It all about how be-u-ti-ful she is. So gorgeous, blah blah, and an additional blah.

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You would think that TV and Internet people had never seen a woman before. She's not unattractive but she's definitely not all that. In fact, to prove it I will undertake a truly unique internet endeavor: I will make a list!

(I am just now realizing how patronizing and sexist this whole idea is, but I already did the research and have notes and pictures, so I'll just be brave and push forward. My apologies to the sisterhood)

 

Here is a list of 8 women more attractive and talented than Katherine Webb.

 

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Grace Park - Actress

Riki Lindhome - Actress/Comedian

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Aisha Tyler - Actress/Comedian

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Vanessa Bayer and Nasim Pedrad- Saturday Night Live

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Anjelah Johnson - Comedian

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Gillian Jacobs - Actress

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That's a good place to start. So...um..take that Katheriene? I guess...