5 Dumbest Questions People Asked Butterball Turkey Hotline
Butterball has operated a hotline for about 34 years that you can call if you're having a turkey emergency in November or December. It's 1-800-BUTTERBALL.
But along with all the legitimate questions the hotline folks hear plenty of ridiculous ones too. So some Butterball employees just shared the dumbest questions they've ever heard. Here are 5 of the best:
1. "How do I roast my turkey so it gets golden brown tan lines in the shape of a bikini." The recommendation was strategically using foil.
2. "Why doesn't my turkey have any breast meat?" It turned out the turkey was upside-down.
3. "How much will my turkey expand when it cooks." The answer is not at all.
4. "I won my turkey at a casino, and it thawed on my lap while I rode the bus home. Can I eat it?" They didn't recommend eating it after it thawed in warm temperatures.
5. "I carved my turkey with a chainsaw. Is the chain grease going to adversely affect my turkey?" The answer is yes, don't serve it or it might KILL someone.