12 Really Ugly Christmas Sweaters

The sweaters are so hideous you hardly notice the hairless dog or cat things on Santa's lap. What the...?

Your mom and dad have got to be super proud.

This is one of those times I absolutely have no words...

Dude! Seriously???

You know, Grandma Dottie is going to want that sweater back after Christmas.

These finely-woven sweaters go best with a nice corduroy pant, your best pal, and a big bottle of Jim Beam.

And just like that, a collective shudder went up our spines.

Nice doggie, you can come live with me.

"Mom, will you please quit asking me why I'm single again this holiday?"

In the rare chance you still had a 'man-card' left, hand it over.

Oh, please have children.

And finally, a moment of silence for all the sheep who gave their little wool-filled lives for this lovely clan of humans.